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Monthly Archives: February 2010
这个世界需要废物
“他们说现在我永远不会不记得自己名字了。” “是啊,忘记了,抬起手看一下就可以了。” “是。” “不过你万一哪天昏迷被送到急诊室,护士小姐一看你手臂,就会以为你爸爸叫这个名字,或者你是GAY。” “什么?” “只有人会把死去的亲人的名字或者自己爱人的名字刻在身上的,没有人把自己全名纹起来的。” “那要不要我把你名字刻在另一边?” “千万不要!谢谢!”
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喂
因缘际会认识了一南大女,此女犹如怪卡吸铁石,而且还坚信CCTV的每一句话,于是我决定要离她远一些。因为我怕和她一起吃饭的时候天花板会掉下来,一起看电影的时候胶片会起火,一起逛街会碰到一个老太太倒在面前,一起坐公车的时候会自燃,一起坐火车的时候会有精神病人大喊自己在车上放了炸药,一起坐飞机的时候会有人把安全门当厕所门打开。
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“要带个苹果当早点吗?” “不用,我吃苹果会过敏。” “那你和他有一拼哦~” “请不要把过敏和挑食相提并论,这简直就是侮辱我。” “哈哈。” “挑食的吃下去只是会觉得不好吃,过敏的吃下去是要死人的。” “OK。”
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